Twas the night before Christmas when all through the roads, Christmas lights lit the trucks and their loads. Obsessive house decorators, you have met your match! Now, batten the windows and lower the sash.
When A House Truck Becomes A Home Truck
You can just see Donner Diesel (yep, that's his real last name) and Blitztruck peeping their heads out at the front of the trailer. And who can forget Rudolph the tail light Reinsignal!
I'm The Gingerbread—Truck?
You can join us in scratching our heads in wonder as we ponder whether or not this truck is partially edible. Just be sure to pick out the lights, they're pretty crunchy.
Red Nose Needed To Navigate Through Exhaust
Santa's ad to fill his new sleigh must have worked this winter. Boy, did he get some upgrades!
Candy Cane Stacks
If only those candy canes were lickable.
Santa’s New Rims
The elves occasionally like to pimp out their gift hauling trucks, but this year Santa made an upgrade of his own. Chrome and LEDs sure turn this into a 10 wheel head turner.
Who Needs Some Christmas Cement?
This cement truck looks like it was transformed with Disney magic. Maybe now it can pave every sidewalk and street with gold?
America, The Truck
This truck showed up for the wrong holiday, but who cares? A massive truck firework is going to shoot its way into Christmas truck history anyway.
It's A Wonderful Truck Stop
There is simply no limit to the glowing creativity of Christmastime truckers. From candy canes to Santa and his reindeer, every truck has a piece of the puzzle.
Now THAT'S A Candy Cane
It's what America always wanted: The World's Largest Gasoline Filled Candy Cane! Who could ever want anything else?
Cozy Christmas Hut-On-The-Go
Hop on and snuggle up near the fire of the engine block inside your very own Christmas cottage on wheels!
Santa's Engine # 1
With a sleigh-inspired bell to boot, Santa and his elves can look great fighting those non-existent fires in the North Pole!
Reindeer And Snowflake, LLC
Actually, these trucks represent the law firm in the cold of the North Pole. In order to litigate the enormous amount of "Nice" list applicants, Santa has hired a few elves. They're doing so well, they have started a branding campaign!
Santa's Official Traveling "Picture With Santa" Truck
Remember the good old days of A Christmas Story when Ralphie had to go to a mall to ask Santa for his BB gun? Well, Santa can now travel and hear your child's wishes efficiently from anywhere with this marvelous display. It's almost as fast as his sleigh!
Santa's Engine # 2
Rushing to the scene decked out with a rapid snow to water converter, brave elves can put out fires OR make an ice rink anywhere with the help of their high pressure hoses. I wonder which task they do more of?
Santa's Grinch-Proof Body Double
Don't worry, Santa. We've come up with a foolproof way of keeping the Grinch from stealing Christmas this year!
Brown Bubbly Christmas
A beautifully decorated grille shows off America's true love of Christmastime, annnnd Coke drinking polar bears. Sponsored by that one brand!
Wow That's A Light Hitch!
Massive leaps in hitch technology have finally hit the streets! Now you too can own an ultra-lighted hitch that will tow any size load with grace!
With just about the brightest lights available, this dazzling truck will send your head spinning in wonder—all without (some of) the annoying effect of high beams!
Keep The "Truck" In Christmas
No wonder the "T" in Christmas is so brightly lit! Obviously, Christmas wouldn't be complete without truckers and their bedazzled trailers.