Buses might be known for being big, but after long days of carrying all of us places, our wheeled friends have something to say. And sometimes, we have to listen, because, you know, they're freaking buses.
“I can be anything I want to be.”

Truck or bus? Why not be both?
“Ludicrous speed go!!”

This bus is outta this World.
“I brake for fine women.”

We know why he’s so happy.
“Ain’t nobody got time for traffic!”

Why sit in rush hour when you can fly over it.
“I know what you people want.”

Now that’s a heck of a deal.
“If I fits, I sits.”

You can’t tell this bus where to park at.
“I literally can’t even right now.”

It doesn’t matter what it is, this bus won’t do it.
“Already got four under my belt, don’t make it five!”

Watch out! There’s a serial car killer on the road and it doesn’t brake for passengers.
“Please save us, but first get the score of the game.”

Now that’s one dedicated fan.
“Come get these freshly roasted nuts.”

He knows damn well that those aren’t peanuts.
“Knock knock, it’s time for school b**ch!”

No kids will be skipping school on his route.
“I’m here for you!”

Not sure if he’s here to support you or because he’s tired of your sh*t.
“Please pull over to the side of the road.”

Nice try bus, nice try.
“Before you call the cops, can I get some extra gravy?”

This bus just really wanted some extra crispy chicken.
“Oh Yeeeaaahhhh!”

Oh noooooo!
“I said I’m sorry, you can’t still be mad.”

Nah, it’s going to take a lot more than sorry to fix that one.