These 17 car owners are the reasons why we can't have nice things.
Guy Plus Car Equal What?

More Mods Will Bring More Girls, Guaranteed
Strech Everything

I Don't Want To Live On This Planet Anymore
Snow Way!

Drop $60k On A Benz And Turn It In To A Snow Plow — Genius!
Maser-up-pi

Never Skip Leg Day
Fast And Ugly!

El Corv-mino?
Ultimate Traction

You Know What Will Look Good? You're Damn Right It's Tractor Wheels!
Pop Their Tires And Leave Em In The Dust

Please, Spoke Our Eyes Out After Seeing This
Just Wow

When In Doubt — Throw A Body Kit On It
We Get It. You Like Coach.

Why, Just Why?
Hummer Wagon

Could Have Used This Hummer On The Oregon Trail
Bimmer Bummer

This Bimmer Is Definitely Confused About Its Identity
Way To Ruin Your Car’s Appeal

Sure, Bro
Car Wars: Revenge Of The Corvette

In A Galaxy Far, Far Away
The Red Apocalypse

Some Things Can't Be Unseen
Leather?

Who Doesn't Want A Bimmer That Looks Like A Pair Of Leather Jeans?
Ooh, Shiny

It Needs A Little More Chrome
Belieb This

No Surprise That Justin Bieber Owns The Douchiest Audi Ever