19+ Questionable Car Mods Installed By Equally Questionable People

You've seen them before: car mods that are so outrageous and unnecessary that they make you question the sanity of those who drive them. Indeed, some of these modifications can only be the product of a juvenile's mind in a grown person's body. In case you haven't seen them before (or are just looking for a few laughs), we've compiled a few of our favorites.

The All-Over Chrome

A) Your Hummer speaks to your immaturity all on its own. B) As if that thing wasn’t enough of a distraction, now you’ve gone and turned it into a rolling mirror. God help anyone near you on a sunny day.

The Quaggin’ Wagon

Having a car that has the color scheme of rainbow sherbet with Quagmire painted on the door is essentially the same as having a windowless white van that reads “Free candy.” No one is going near that thing but you dude.

The Over-Compensation

Jeez, even the picture is provocative. Are you so insecure that you HAVE to have a giant muffler extension spewing black smoke into the eyes and lungs of everyone unfortunate enough to drive behind you? If your mother actually loved you, she would have taught you better.

Rolling Probable Cause

You know that old saying, “always hide in plain sight”? Yeah, that’s not applicable here.

The Lost Malayisa Airlines Flight

It may be paying homage, or it could be a sick joke. Either way, that’s dark. Who else but a child would do that?

The Battle Mod

Please bust this Ghostbusters enthusiast for the amount of wincing we have to do at the ugly and plainly vile “attachments” that may or may not fall off at every turn. Obviously no one’s going to say anything though. Those guns could be real.

Sick Pipes, Bro

All the horsepower you apparantly gained from those pipes could all be for naught with a couple of basketballs.

Hypno Rims

If you were begging for attention, you got it bud. Your rims are so hypnotizingly glitzy we can’t help our sad, sore eyes from gawking at your “tasteful” ride. Are those peppermints in place of your car’s wheels?

Exxxxtended Cab

For the family man who hasn’t bothered to mature past his junior year of high school.

Do You Even Emblem?

This driver must have cleared out the inventory of every Autozone in their area.

Warning: Extreme Couponing Ahead

Whoever drives this has the perfect rail to prevent damage from love taps, shopping carts, and a whole manner of other shoppers in his or her way.

The Sellout

“You know what would look good on your crown vic? Lamborghini doors!” Said no one ever. Too bad you had to sell your soul to Vicks to pay for those ugly things.

The “What Am I Looking At?”

Somebody spent time, money and effort into creating this monstrosity. And monstrosity is right. Moving forwards or backwards, you look like you’re about to crash into us.

The Gladiator

What’s worse than having four unnecessarily dangerous wheels on your sweet purple neon ride? Having a spare ready on the back. You know, in case the Romans are overly persistent that day.

The Engine Upgrade

If your car can’t fit a new custom engine under the hood, you get a new car. Showing off your handiwork with a box cutter is NEVER an option.

Blinded By The Light

An excessive 12 lights on your oversized chariot is bad enough, but do you really have to park that thing in the non-space BETWEEN handicapped spots?!

Gold Chrome

Very much like the silver chrome safety hazard we examined earlier, but slightly worse. See, at least silver is generally accepted as the “standard” color of chrome. This driver wasn’t happy with “standard” chrome. They were so neglected as a child that they needed gold chrome to stand out from the rest of the mouth breathers.

The Texas Car-Saw Massacre

Is this Ed Gein’s car? Seriously, do you have any idea how many cows had to die so that you could cover your car with that much leather? That’s not very environmentally friendly dude.

The PSA

Let’s play guess that censor! Our favorite fill-in-the-blank guesses from around the office are: “Me,” “GMOs,” “Chipotle,” “Lead Paint,” and “Donald Trump’s Toupée.” Have a better guess? Leave it in the comments!

The Bicycle Lift Kit

This guy CAN’T be serious. Really, that thing looks like one well-placed fart would blow it over and reduce it to the pile of twisted metal that it so desperately deserves to be. Someone pass the beans.

The Ultimate In Scummy Mods

There honestly isn’t anything we can say about this vehicle that it doesn’t do a fine job saying by itself. The scantily clad lass with the automatic rifle is the cherry on top of this meathead mobile.

Orange Needs-Crushed

Archaeologists believe that the symbols on this bike are actually from one of the lost languages of ancient Mesopotamia. Although the translation isn’t perfect, experts agree that the symbols read “daddy, why you no play catch with me?”

Needs More Camo

Good thing you spent all that money on the custom camouflage panels. God forbid anyone on the INSIDE of the truck knows where the steering wheel is. Wonder why this photo is blurred?

The Gothic Temple

It just wouldn’t be right to see this mod on anything but a Hummer. Rumor has it that the dog comes to life after dark and starts hustling teenagers for their parents’ money.

Bumpernuts

We get it. You’ve added a statement piece to accentuate that otherwise “tasteful” license plate. It was funny for like, a minute, but now it’s getting weird. Do us all a favor and give your ride the vasectomy it deserves.