Regardless of the situation, it's pretty safe to say that you never want to see a note left on your windshield for any reason.
A curse you learned online?! Uh-oh!

Now we play the waiting game.
At least they’re concerned…

Do people say "yo" anymore?
That’s a dirty move, Jack…

Jack is a douche.
Let’s not bring politics into this!

Those silly democrats and their notes.
That’s just insensitive.

That's pretty impressive if he did though.
Are you really sorry, though?

We are installing a dashcam immediately.
At least they’re polite

It was worth a try….

The police don't care about the weather, you'll still get a ticket.
School puts everyone in a bad mood

Just be glad they didn't do something worse to the car.
Welcome to Chicago!

Chicago has some pretty weird traditions.
This one got deep

They put some thought in to this note.
Please have mercy on this poor soul.

Ouch.

Why even leave a note?
Hopefully this worked!

Not the ice cream!!

Try to read this in a deep voice…

This just seems mean…
