When you have a height advantage over almost everyone else on the road, you see some crazy stuff --- and a LOT of it.
The ‘Usual’ For Australian Truckers
"Australian driver here, have had the usual things happen. Chicks driving around bare chested, getting changed while driving etc, but the craziest thing I've seen someone do behind the wheel was one lady in a high end BMW in the middle of Sydney
“In The Back Was A Teenager In A Tuxedo…”
"I once drove by an elderly man in a chauffeur's suit driving a Chrysler Lebaron. In the back was a teenager in a tuxedo and a completely
“While Waiting He Heard This Guy Grunting Furiously…”
"My friend stopped at a truck stop in South Carolina where they had only one working shower stall and it was occupied. While waiting he heard this guy grunting furiously and he was taking a very long time to finish, so my friend being a brash person opens the shower curtain to tell the dude to hurry up. Inside the guy is standing with his back to the water vigorously *###ing a sub sandwich from the shop in the truck stop. My friend just said "what the *##k" and closed the shower curtain and went and waited in his truck. When he went back later the guy had left the whole sub in pieces scattered in the shower. My friend didn't end up showering that day."
“She Had Absolutely No Emotion On Her Face…”
"I was driving on 495 through Tyron's Corner doing about 70mph in the rain. The road was relatively empty when I saw a younger woman in a 4Runner pass me in reverse. Her hands were at ten and two, and she had absolutely no emotion on her face."
“He Had A Big Old Grin On His Face…”
"I was running LTL in Milwaukee. I made the mistake of looking down to see this fairly good looking older gent, completely
“He Noticed Me Looking And Quickly Rolled Up The Window…”
"Pulled up next to a guy in a Mercedes, he was attaching a silencer onto the end of a
“I Was A Captive Audience For A Minute Or So…”
"I had a trucker passing my slower governed truck and when he slowed I glanced over. Usually a nod. A wave. Not this time. He had his old lady's t*tty in his right hand. I couldn't speed up so I was a captive audience for a min or so till he sped up."
“That’s Not A Euphemism For Anything…”
"My buddy drove a truck across country and once told me he saw two different guys playing the trumpet while driving. Like, the actual brass instrument. That's not a euphemism for anything."
“With A Little Bowl Of Water And A Whetstone…”
"I saw a guy shaving with a straight razor while driving. No, seriously, this guy had a mirror affixed to the windshield and had the soap and brush suspended underneath it, with a little bowl of water and a whetstone."
“His Elderly Wife Holding The Wheel…”
"Nothing beats seeing an older guy sleeping in the drivers' seat with presumably the cruise control on and his elderly wife holding the wheel. That one got a nice long air horn."
“Hundreds Of People Were Watching. I Saw Everything…”
"A young woman (the driver) stop her car on a very slowly moving onramp (1 MPH due to heavy congestion on the highway it was merging to), get out, drop her pants to her ankles, and urinate on the onramp with hundreds of people watching. I saw everything."
“I Missed Hitting Her At 70mph By A Few Feet…”
"I never did figure this one out. About 2AM I drove around a curve while topping a hill and there was a girl standing in the middle of the road. She was only wearing high heels and a thong and she was standing in a very provocative way – but still right in the middle of the lane. I missed hitting her at 70 mph by a few feet. I called the police so they could get her out of the road."
“Saw Her Pull Her Finger Out And Stare At It…”
"Was stopped at a light and saw a girl dig in her butt crack for a good 5 seconds, pull her finger out and stare at it, then gave it a good sniff, then wipe it off on her shirt."
“A Lot More People Do This Than I Thought…”
"A kid in an automatic Honda pretending it is a stick shift. Apparently a lot more people do this than I thought."
“I Pass, Only To Find Out That…”
"Old lady, doing 20 under the limit. I pass, only to find out that the b#[email protected]% is knitting a god
“I See A Middleaged Guy Wearing This Weird Fluffy Animal Costume…”
"I was ones out driving in snowy weather, when i see a truck parked with emergency lights on, I exit my truck and walk over to see if i can help with something, but when I look inside I see a middle-aged guy wearing this weird fluffy animal costume while eating literally 50-80 eggs."
“A Low Budget Wedding Singer Porno…”
"I saw a guy getting road h*** in a 1980's type limousine at a stop light. The whole thing, the limo, his face, haircut, everything was like out of a low budget Wedding Singer
“All I See Is A Spark In My Side Mirrors…”
"I drove by a house that was in the midst of being set ablaze by the owners m$%^&#-out brother. AlI see is a spark and then flames in my side mirrors. I heard the next day that the brother whose house was on fire came out and beat the dog s##t out of his brother before putting the fire out."
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"I once thought a trucker was
“Did I Mention He Was Naked?”
"I think the one thing that sticks out in my mind. I once seen a dude driving with his knee and injecting himself with something that was in a syringe. I would say hey maybe I was insulin but I'm pretty sure u don't need a belt tourniquet. oh did I mention he was
“With Both Hands On Each Side Of The Paper…”
"Car full of kids/family comes rolling by on the freeway. Husband was reading newspaper folded open in front of him with both hands on each side of the paper blocking his entire view. Wife reaching over from passenger seat steering the car."
“The Craziest Thing I’ve Seen…”
"Australian driver here, have had the usual things happen, Chicks driving around with their
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“The Night I First Turned Down A Trucker Looking For Love…”
"I own a truck but just to RV around. One night in Oklahoma I stopped to take a poo. Pulled in, parked, and walked in. Settled into a stall when the door opens and closes quickly. A quiet Spanish accented man says " do you know who sings this song?" … Uhhh no bro. " sorry so sorry" and he's gone. That must have been the night I first turned down a trucker looking for love."
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"Scariest time for me was a homeless dude getting
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“Thank God For North Dakota’s Enormous Ditches…”
"One time I saw a truck hit the ditch going 75mph. He must have fallen asleep, but I'll be
“A Dozen Cops Come Through And Completely Missed Him…”
"When stopped just off an exit in Georgia, heard a bunch of sirens, all of a sudden this black corvette comes screaming off the exit, cuts it's lights off and power slides into the parking lot. A few seconds later, about a dozen cops come through and completely missed him."
“I Had My Buddy Get In The Other Lane As Soon As We Saw…”
"I get a radio call from the cops saying that if I see a white Toyota Celica to make sure it doesn't pass. I had my buddy get in the other lane as soon as we saw the car. Long story short the cops got the car because we blocked him from going any further."
“I Gave Her 2 Thumbs Up…”
"I looked to my left to see a woman slouched down with her dress pulled up. She was j##king mad hard, like gyrating and s##t. She realized that I was matching speed soon, she leaned over to look at me, gave a nervous smile and tried to get away after I gave her 2 thumbs up."
