You've seen a car TP'd here, and egging there, but you've never seen anything like what happened to these cars!
Not What “Flipping” Cars Usually Means
"One my way out to work one morning, my neighbour's car was upside down on his driveway. It didn't look damaged or scratched, it looked as if it had been carefully placed there, upside down.
Never found out how or why."
His “Lifted” Geo Metro
"There was a guy at my school who drove a Geo Metro. He had a habit of parking in other peoples' reserved spots and double-parking with his blinkers on (since that makes it legal, right?).
At one point, he blocked the entrance to the small parking lot for my dorm. My four friends and I got impatient and lifted his car up and placed it between the dumpster and the building so he couldn't get it. It put an end to the double-parking without being too destructive."
Just Call An Uber, Bro
"A roommate of a friend of mine was drunk in the city and had no way of getting home.
So he threw a brick at a car window and tried to steal it. He was arrested shortly thereafter."
A Sweet Swing
"Dude gets totally pissed I didn't let him merge and rammed his truck in to my taillight. F****d the light and dented the quarter panel. Me and all my buddies immediately pile out of the car. I went for the exchange of insurance info and the guy is like "Well I'm not waiting around for a cop to show up in all this traffic and there's nothing you can do about it." So eye-for-an-eye style I took a bat to both his front headlights. I had his plate number and I'm sure he had mine but nothing ever came of it."
Pay Closer Attention Next Time
"Someone ripped the antenna off of my Buick and spray painted the body. I found the antenna taped to my windshield with a note that said 'Sorry, wrong car.'"
So Much For Defensive Driving
"Two weeks after getting my car (Honda Civic SI) some jerk decided rather than waiting to exit off the highway like everyone else, he would cruise down the service lane. In the process he clipped my drivers side rearview mirror off my car."
An Expensive Yet Delicious Prank
"My guys new Mustang GT was recently vandalized right in front of our place at about 10pm.
Someone covered it in sushi. From the front, all the way to the back."
Not My Baby!
"Once upon a time in the lovely city of Trenton my buddy had a bad experience. He had a nice 90s tuned honda crx. Motor work, body work, the works. After leaving a party he was mortified to see his baby on cinder blocks. Body ripped apart, seats taken out, stereo raided, motor components gone. Looked like a car in a junkyard. This guy knew what he was doing unfortunately."
Who Would Do This?
"On the 10th of February a couple of guys came to my workplace and poured paint stripper on my s15."
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Be Kind To Disgruntled Employees
"Some guy lit my boss’ 2 week old Range Rover on fire."
Nobody Hits 50 Quietly
"Yup, they got me good this time. This was supposed to be a low-key birthday. When you're 50, you don't want anyone to know about it. That kind of blew up in my face."
We've seen cars keyed, but nothing quite like this one before!
Smart Car Tipping
Since there are no cows around, kids in several cities around the U.S. have actually taken to tipping Smart cars! It might look funny, but this is actually an act of felony vandalism!