Truckers sure see some wild things out on the open road.
That One Got A Nice Long Air Horn
A Low Budget Wedding Singer Porno
I saw a guy getting road head in a 1980's type limousine at a stop light. The whole thing, the limo, his face, haircut, everything was like out of a low budget Wedding Singer
I Gave Her 2 Thumbs Up.
Riding thru Wisconsin one day, sitting in construction traffic on I90, I looked to my left to see a woman slouched down with her dress pulled up. She was j$%^&#g mad hard, like gyrating and s^$*. When she realized that I was matching speed soon after she finished, she leaned over to look at me, gave a nervous smile and wave, and tried to get away after I gave her 2 thumbs up. — /u/Wdstktrckrthroaway
A Lot More People Do This Than I Thought.
A kid in an automatic Honda pretending it is a stick shift. Apparently a lot more people do this than I thought. — /u/benruns
Pull Her Finger Out And Stare At It
Was stopped at a light and saw a girl dig in her buttcrack for a good 5 seconds, pull her finger out and stare at it, then gave it a good sniff, then wipe it off on her shirt. — /u/talto
I Pass, Only To Find Out That…
Old lady, doing 20 under the limit. I pass, only to find out that the b^%$# is knitting a god d$#@^& sweater. — /u/litefoot
I Was A Captive Audience For A Min
I had a trucker passing my slower governed truck and when he slowed I glanced over. Usually a nod. A wave. Not this time. He had his old lady's t$##y in his right hand. I couldn't speed up so I was a captive audience for a min or so till he sped up. — /u/roadscholar70
Dude Had One Hand On The Steering Wheel
once saw a man and woman next to me on the interstate and she had her bra off and half her shirt raised up. Dude had one hand on the steering wheel and the other on her
That’s Not A Euphemism For Anything
My buddy drove a truck across country and once told me he saw two different guys playing the trumpet while driving. Like, the actual brass instrument. That's not a euphemism for anything. — /u/Noooooooooobody
Lebarons Are The Creepiest Vehicle On The Road
I once drove by an elderly man in a chauffeurs suit driving a Chrysler Lebaron. In the back was a teenager in a tuxedo and a completely
And What Do I See?
One morning I'm heading out for the start of my route, and I'm in morning rush hour traffic. I come to a stop at a red light, traffic stopped all around me. I glance out my window, down at the car next to me. And what do I see? A guy eating a bowl of cereal at the wheel of his car. — /u/redditor1983
No Emotion On Her Face Looking Strait Forward
The funniest moment I've had in recent memory was during a big rain storm I'm was driving on 495 through Tyron's Corner doing about 70mph. The road was relatively empty when I see this 4Runner pass me in reverse with a younger Asian women driving. Hands ten and two, no emotion on her face looking strait forward. — /u/TicTacToeFreeUccello
A Trucker Was Drunk
I once thought a trucker was
I saw a guy shaving with a straight razor while driving. No, seriously, this guy had a mirror affixed to the windshield and had the soap and brush suspended underneath it, with a little bowl of water and a whetstone. — /u/icosahedron14912
He Noticed Me Looking
Pulled up next to a guy in a Mercedes, he was attaching a silencer onto the end of a
But When I Look Inside
I was ones out driving in snowy weather, when i see a truck parket with emergency lights on, i exit my truck and walk over to see if i can help with something, but when i look inside i see a middelaged guy wearing this weird fluffy animal costume while eating literally 50-80 eggs. — /u/chooc444
oh did I mention he was naked?
after about 5 years you see a lot of s#$%. but I think the one thing that sticks out in my mind. I once seen a dude driving with his knee and injecting himself with h#$%^n or something that was in a syringe. I would say hey maybe I was insulin but I'm pretty sure u don't need a belt tourniquet. oh did I mention he was
Making an omelette
Making an omelette on a little hot plate. ??? — /u/squidravioli
It was funny.
Back in the 90s I drove a truck in order to see the country. I was in Houston about 3 in the morning and out of the corner of my eye saw a guy pacing me. I looked over and the guy driving was looking straight at me jacking his
Blocking his entire view.
Car full of kids/family comes rolling by on the freeway. Husband was reading newspaper folded open in front of him with both hands on each side of the paper blocking his entire view. Wife reaching over from passenger seat steering the car. — /u/HalfDOME
I saw everything.
A young woman (the driver) stop her car on a very slowly moving onramp (1 MPH due to heavy congestion on the highway it was merging to), get out, drop her pants to her ankles, and urinate on the onramp with hundreds of people watching. I saw everything. — /u/phatdoge