Truckers dream up lots of funnies on the road. And since they can't scream them at you on the highway, these mother truckers threw them on signs!
Which Finger Is That, Now?

Well, at least it gets the point across, right?
Nice Bod’, Dude

He worked hard for it, so he's flaunting it!
Tellin’ It Like It Is

Put him out of a job while you're at it.
Aw Darn!

But I just wanted a burrito.
So That’s Why Truckers Always Drive Slow

This is a truck you don't want to pass.
Don’t We All?

… We probably just wouldn't advertise it on the back of our cars.
Sounds Like A Party To Us

It takes two to tango.
Mother Trucker.

He ain't lyin'.
Don’t Bother Walking On THAT Side

I'll just go ahead and paso on the lefto.
You’ve Been Warned

Hey, at least theyr'e being honest about it, right? Stay out of those blind spots!
An Interesting Request

Its uh… For your safety! Yes, it's a very important part of the process of checking… rear visibility. Yeah, that's it.
Not “To Good” At English

You can't just go around calling people "Service Specialist!"
The Thirstiest Trucker

Could anyone besides a truck driver really get away with a request like this?
Irony.

This photographer had some of the best timing we've ever seen.
A Scathing Septic Truck

So how do you feel about the election this year?
No Stools

Good, because that would be very, very unfortunate.
Insurance

What they lack in accountability, they make up for with honesty… Or something like that.
#1

Oh haha, very punny, Mr. Plumber.
A Confusing URL

Something tells us this cannot be their actual website.
Grab A Cup

And they wonder why everyone behind them is trying to cause an accident?
Bread And Butter

That does not sound like a particularly healthy diet.
Well, That Is Super Catchy

I'll flash my brights in your face.
It’s Electric!

He's gotta stay pretty "wired" to live up to his sign.
I’ll Leave In A Flash

Wow…
No Way, Bra

That's a weird thought you have there. Might as well put it on the back of your truck.