20 Strangely Impressive Records Of Unimpressive Feats

Try to break these 20 insane car-related world records before they break you! These moments prove cars can also figure into the drag-out rag-tag world of Guinness.

Most Visible Horses In A Photograph Taken From A Car

Jack Raleigh would have easily taken the outright victory on his road trip if the equine animals outside his car were actually of the bovine family. He managed to capture 29 total horses in one photograph to beat the previous record of 27, but still did not win “My Cows” that day.

Most Questions Asked While In The Drive Thru

In a feat that actually should have been labeled “Most Questions Fielded By A Drive Through Employee,” Mel Sampson of Canada wore McDonald’s employee Brian’s patience armor pretty thin when she asked a record 85 questions at a drive thru. Once the task was completed Canada had also officially won the record for “World’s Nicest People.”

Most Furby’s Driven In A Car

132 adorable nightmares didn’t phase Dave Days one bit. In fact, he and Record Setter penned the song “Furbys In My Car” to play over the 132 digital tantrums in his passenger seat. The world thereafter needed no further clarifications about the nature of preteen fun while we watched him drive an entire mile before the video finally ended.

Longest Duration Scream While Riding In A Convertible

For once, a popular band might have outdone their fans in the art of screaming. Paramore set the record for longest scream while riding in a convertible that apparently had no driver. Fortunately, a fan reclaimed the screaming torch with a 21 second wind while she raced down a beach in Ireland in 2014.

Fastest Time To Buckle Oneself Into All 5 Seats Of A Car

Five star crash test dummies take note: one Christian Donnell handily belted himself in to every seat of (presumably his Mother’s) five passenger vehicle in a mere 25 seconds. Finally Americans have found a way to make car safety fun. We can officially die happy.

Fastest Time To Run 5 Laps Around 1 Car

I guess if there’s anything washed up “Big Brother” stars can do, it is master world record times for running laps around a car in front of a less than enthused camera crew. English “Big Brother” Winner Kate Lawler pulled off the feat around her Mini in just over 18 seconds. The world cheered.

Most Expensive Uber Ride Per Mile

Getting ripped off can finally bring you fame! Corey Henderson saw a massive $70.34 per mile charge during a short Uber Ride and posted his iPhone screen so all baffled coupon cutters could lament along with him. Unfortunately, fame doesn’t pay bills.

Farthest Distance Traveled While Balancing A Book On One’s Head

One really really long straight shot and perhaps some special velcro hair helped American Tai Star drive 84.4 miles with a book balanced on his head. We hope his library isn’t that far away.

Longest Time Spent Touching The Windshield Of A Ferrari

Unless you know a guy or like to piss off an exotic car dealership salesman, you have officially also won the record for “Most Expensive Pointless World Record.” Andy Maese took his sweet sweet time slathering hand grease all over the windshield of a Ferrari for 3 minutes and 38 seconds.

Most U-turns Made In Two Minutes Time

Kate Lawler went at the car related record books again, this time using her boss’ notably expensive BMW. Instead of taking the record for “most expensive boss’ car ruined in 2 minutes flat” however, Kate shocked the world when she pulled 13 U Turns in 2 minutes while “topless”. We’ll let you figure out what that means.

Most Pairs Of Sunglasses Set On A Dashboard

A local dollar store struck it rich when a man and his son walked out of the door with 101 pairs of sunglasses. While the video reveals the two putting every pair on their car’s dashboard to grab the record, it doesn’t show the hairpin turn that must have revealed the true excellence of 101 slo-mo eye goggles hitting one driver in the face.

Most Times Someone Has Kissed A Car In 30 Seconds

Andy Pelphry puckered up for a 30 second kissing escapade with his new car girlfriend. Before proposing to his four door sedan breathlessly, Andy managed to smooch with his car a record 49 times.

Most People Pretending To Be Nascar Drivers

While we pretend we love Nascar for the racing, we all really just stick around for the crashes. These 54 folks might have gotten the pretending part down, but unless a giant fake crash happens, we’ve officially equated you with a clean Nascar race. What a feat.

Most Times To “Give The Toe” Out Of A Car Window In One Minute

Kathy Lynch officially accomplished this half vulgar, half ugly feat with a pinch of cute out of a sedan door with nothing but her toes. She “gave the toe” a record 75 times in a minute and officially replaced “Read between the lines” with something way more similar looking to the real deal.

Largest Conference Call Joined From A Car

College Humor revealed to everyone, their mother, and the NSA that they have at least 84 employees with a record setting conference call placed in 2012 from a car. The two guys who called even had the joy of hanging up on 82 people at once. If only they were all telemarketers.

Largest Group Of People In Wheel Chairs In A Disabled Parking Spot

Achieved in what was perhaps the widest known disabled parking spot known to man, wheelchair bound folks got the record ball rolling when they squeezed a total of 8 into a single disabled parking space.

Most Time One Has Uttered “Prius” In One Minute

Toyota, take notice. Mark Foster should take over as the automaker’s radio disclaimer guy after successfully saying “Prius” a total of 189 times in a single minute. After hearing this guy struggle through a single minute, we’re glad no she’s or shells or seashores made it into Toyota’s final product name.

Most Times One Has Said “McDonald’s” In 5 Seconds

Five year olds everywhere are about to annoy their parents while simultaneously marketing McDonalds all at the same time. Daniel Anderson was easily able to roll off the name of the popular fast food chain eleven times in five seconds, all while riding in a car presumably on the way to…

Most Watermelons In A Car Sent Through A Car Wash

With enough watermelons worth of seeds to perhaps legitimately germinate at least one inside of a human stomach, Dianna Gunn for some reason did not lean out and take a swig of the rinse before presumably consuming all 455 watermelons she drove through a car wash with in 2009. In other news, local supermarket is flat out of watermelons.

Most Whistle Blows Made At A Car In 15 Seconds

If your toddler car tends to run while at the local pool, call J Swizzle up. He is sure to blow your car clear into the water with his record 123 whistle blows at a car in 15 seconds. He is not liable for any car boo boos and temper tantrums as a result.