14 Terrible Tire Fails That Somehow Rolled Into The Shop

We're at a serious loss for words when it comes to explaining just how these tires were able to make it into the shop. We're even more flabbergasted at what some customers remark when rolling these monsters onto the lot. Check out a few new reasons to use airhead as part of your rapidly inflating car-related vocabulary.

Customer States I Can Still Drive This

Oh, so that's where you put the tennis ball, football, soccer ball, and groundhogs from the backyard. It makes so much sense now!

Ye Olde Colonial Tyre

George Washington first utilized this tyre on his cherry cart back when he chopped trees for a living. At today's auction I would have to say only a square would bid on this incredibly historic piece.

Customer States Drivetrain Feels Off

If anyone ever needs a safe for work definition of prolapse that's not nearly as gag inducing, this picture would be your answer. Or, if anyone wants to test an extra wide bro suspension, just allow years of dry rot and gravity do their work.

Customer States Tire Is About To Have Pups

Aw, she looks like she'll be mother to a few bouncing babies! But sir, you wouldn't want to be charged for littering now would you?

That Should Hold

Well, we know tires have a few staples in their diet, but this is overdoing it. Too much of a good thing, am I right?

Wrench. Check.

I love your tire's Halloween costume! Oh. It's real? I'm so sorry for your loss. I guess you can remember it by using the wrench to unfasten the blots.

Customer States Didn’t See Iceberg Coming

You're as cold as ice! Willing to sacrifice our love! Thanks to your unsinkable suspension, we're happy to report your truck survived the iceberg without missing a beat!

Switched Out An Indy Tire

Oh man, talk about maximum traction! What brand are these I gotta put them in my ride. Treadmill Tracks R' Us. Rolls off the tongue—literally.

Customer States Wheels Are Shaking

Quick! Save the truck before the caterpillar eats it all! Oh, really? Your tires are on a date—and this is how tires kiss? Sorry to third wheel.

Customer States Car Wobbles Like A Washing Machine

So that's where all the socks went. They dig their way into the roadside curb and wait till an unsuspecting tire parks right over the top. To think the dryer was the culprit the whole time.

Customer States It Still Holds Air

Just fill it up, I’m already late for work! Sounds good, sir. Alright, let’s check this out—what?? Is that rust? Faints.

Customer States Don’t Mind That; Just Do The Rotation

Sorry, sir, this cracks us up. Unless you expect us to not worry you’ll sue us after your car collapses, we aren’t doing this alignment.

Tire or Grand Canyon

Now that is one heck of a riverbed, looks ancient. Can you show me any more of these cool Mars rover pictures?

JC Penny Sold Tires?

There was a time long long ago when yonder JC Penney sold tyres. Even in my young age, I have never beheld such ancient mysteries.

Low Profile

It will be impossible to keep a low profile at the mechanics when you roll up with this tire set up.

Get A Garage

This customer has a “special” relationship with her tires…

Donuts Keep Getting Smaller and Smaller

It was a little surprising that this car even made it all the way into the shop with this miniature tire.

Hosed

This customer thought that a hose would make a good tire substitute. Not so much.