Ring, ring, ring, ring ~~
Ghost Busted Your Phone?
Quick, get to the Banana Phone! I have someone to call...
Someone Threw Up The Batman Symbol...Here He Is
That awkward moment when the criminals are getting away and batman runs out of gas...
Bear Is On The Loose!
He's pissed that Goldilocks is eating all his food because he took 5 extra minutes to stop for gas on the way home.
Brown Piece Of Something On Wheels
Quad exhaust pipes to keep the scent away.
The 800 Ton Dino In The Room
Domesticated dinosaurs are the new hot house pet. They are actually very calm during road trips. They need fuel too, though!
Cat In The Hat With Eyepatch Man, That's That
Do NOT let this man buy any candy in the convenience store...
Gas Is Not Meant For Humans
You know this sign was only made because somebody created a need for it.
By Far The Coolest Car I've Ever Seen
The last spot at the gas station looked like it was mine, then this guy just swooped in out of nowhere.
The Unleaded And Wedded Party
When gas prices dropped, people couldn't help but celebrate. Some were so happy, they decided to get married right on the spot!
This embarrassed truck tried to hide under the canopy, but it wouldn't even cover his face. How embarrassing is that?
How Much Chuck Teeth Wood Can Chuck Teeth Chuck?
How much wood could a wood Chuck chuck if a wood Chuck could chuck wood? Oh wait, of course he can, he can do anything.
The Safest Baby Carriage
Redneck gas stations are crazy.
The Best Service I've Ever Received!
This is to make you feel better putting your life savings into your car when gas prices go back up.
It's A Shoe In
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She got tired of the neighborhood and decided to just leave. Who knew her house was on wheels all this time?
Should've Gone With The Towing Package
Maximum clearance? Challenge accepted!
You're all arrested for trespassing!
The Ultimate Duel
Loser buys the next tank!
Call It the Taxi-Dermist
Something tells me this guy should not be allowed to have any pets...
I've Finally Found You!
Now you know exactly who you're yelling at during rush hour!
Wizard On The Loose
What, your car doesn't just run on magic? Lamest. Wizard. Ever.