Sure, not all cars can be as badass as a Bugatti or as rough and tough as a Ford Raptor — but these cars are definitely the last ones picked for dodgeball. Whether boxy, paneled or long, these cars are eyesores at their best.
This car does look pretty futuristic, but you have to admit you'd look at this car in confusion as its insect body races past you. Just kidding, because it's the slowest car in America.
A cool name is all this car has going for it (it's really not that cool).
Pontiac Aztek: when SUVs try to look chic (but fail miserably).
Chevy City Express
You know that white creeper van your mom told you never to get into? Well, it was recently showcased on "Pimp My Ride" and the Chevy City Express was born.
Look, Grandma and Grandpa are here!
If you're seriously comfortable driving a big orange jelly bean, go right ahead.
Toyota Scion IQ
But seriously, what is up with people's jelly bean obsession? This has gotten a little out of hand.
Not sure if this is a hearse or a car, but either way this Scorpio has got to go.
This strange car may be acceptable on an African safari, but even then that's a huge MAYBE.
If PT Cruisers weren't ugly enough, let's just add some wood side paneling to make it complete!
Again, is this car modeled after a hearse or what?
The only beautiful thing with cube in the name is cheese cubes.
No sir, your little Suzuki X-90 cannot go up stairs. Just back it right on up to the nearest dumpster.
And all this time we thought Lambos were the kind of car that all the cool kids have.
Alright, "Back to the Future" fans, this one's for you.
This van looks just like something Clark Griswold would drive on one of his many dysfunctional family road trips. That's not a compliment!
Yes, the Gremlin made it's debut in April 1, 1970, but the non-existent rear windows and pancake-flat rear end make this a sure fire April Fool's joke. Sadly, it wasn't.
If there was a car any uglier than a soccer mom van, the Yaris Verso would be it.
Unfortunately, a sleek red doesn't always make you look sexy.
The beautiful mountain scenery unfortunately can't do much to save these models.