Rocket back to the good old days of psychedellic love in a vehicle only a true Kiss fan would ride in. Sadly, after 300,000 miles of tour-trailing, a fresh coat of paint doesn't do your engine block any good.
Wow, we're seriously convinced this guy is right...the fact that such a dinky little truck can seemingly tow that monstrosity is a mystery to us. May we analyze your suspension...for, erm, science?
One joyrider swung by the wrong club and ended up in the drink. The cops, I hear, have set a pretty low cut this year. At least one more impounded cart will only take up half a parking space.
One of these things is not like the other...It seems as though the job of getting the ATV strapped to the vehicle was such a delicate process that removing it would have likely damaged the car. Oh well, looks like they still had fun.
When a monster truck's gotta tow, the trailer's gotta go with it. Introducing the world's first monster trailer, as well as the world's tallest set of RV access stairs!
"You wouldn't like it if your vehicle *smash* didn't pass inspection this year, now would you sir?" "No, I wouldn't, mister, so call another tow truck."
After around the 100th trip to Home Depot's plant section, even your car starts sprouting a green thumb. Time to get a car trimmer, or else you'll need to water your bike rack.
This was probably their most difficult tow of the day. And look at the strap work. That thing isn't gonna budge a bit. A+ towing.
There is nothing more perfect in the towing world than to hook a classic, but when the classic matches its rig, everyone is going to heaven.
Larry the Cable Guy is a werecar! To work as a tow truck when he's not filming heartburn commercials is probably the worst curse there is. Guess were staying away from greasy food from now on, lest we be werecars.
Seen by a passing rig, these emergency vehicles can clearly revive themselves no problem. I wish all cars had such useful equipment, but first you would need a doctorate in car medicine.
To tow the towing is an art form in itself. With the middle truck and trailer almost scraping the ground, the hope is all three can make it out of this decidedly sandy rut.
For a moment the truck driver thought his day was looking up. Turns out, that was entirely true.
Hey, there's a pot hole around the bend, don't take that left turn at the end of the--and there goes the third tow truck of the day. I knew we shoud have put a warning sign up.
Where would all of Canada's car's be if it weren't for an endless amount of increasingly large tow trucks available to rescue the slightly smaller ones? They're kind of like those Russian dolls, aren't they?
In a world where tow trucks come to help your car out, Murphy's law is still inevitably in play.
Now that is how real guys tow. There's no need to call a truck, man, we've got our guns to do the work.
Oh, so that's where I put my new lawn mower last night!
Extend-a-bed, activate! Caution, this truck makes even wider left turns.